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Older Women Are So Reasonable
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!  SUPPORT JOHNNY CASH RADIO. BUY CASH "STUFF"AT THE WWW.JOHNNYCASH.COM STORE!! "May God give you...For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share, for every sigh a sweet song and an answer for each prayer." ~ Irish Blessing Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Author Unknown - |
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Women----can't live with them and you can't live without them.
MY NEWEST VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJVNkiSEnnI http://www.songpull.com/performance/view_video/322 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNKFVQ7YP9Y http://www.songpull.com/performance/view_video/481 http://www.songpull.com/performance/view_video/482 http://songpull.com/performance/view_video/362 http://www.songpull.com/performance/view_video/376 larryfgarrett@comcast.net www.myspace.com/larrygarrett |
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AND you can't just shoot 'em either ROFL
"Friendship isn't about who you have known the longest...but about who came and never left your side" |
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LOL I think I'll bite my tonuge and keep my smart mouth shut! LOL Good one, Patsy! God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change/The courage to change the things I can/And the wisdom to know the difference.///Life and Roses have thorns--enjoy them anyway!! christianpoet@live.com |
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WHOA!! MEN!!!   SUPPORT JOHNNY CASH RADIO. BUY CASH "STUFF"AT THE WWW.JOHNNYCASH.COM STORE!! "May God give you...For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share, for every sigh a sweet song and an answer for each prayer." ~ Irish Blessing Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Author Unknown - |
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 I'm sitting here alone in my basement laughing real hard. Good one!!!!!!
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TOO FUNNY Patsy
THANKS for a Good Laugh Best Wishes>>>JIM << kewlguyjim@gmail.com >> my myspace; www.myspace.com/kewljim "johnny's Walking The line with his brother jack;wife june;and the Angels" |
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