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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.'
Then the pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out, 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said, 'POWER.' The congregation sang, 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

Then the pastor said, 'SEX' and the entire congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, from way in the back of the church, a little 97-year-old grandmother stood up and began singing with a smile, 'PRECIOUS MEMORIES.....'

Smiler


Gotta Love Us Little Old Ladies.

Jennifer


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"I've Been Everywhere, Man..."
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Location: Crickette IS my real nickname - Houston TX | Registered: 12 November 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Oh my gosh that made my night.

That's good.


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Location: Logan, Ohio | Registered: 07 October 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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That's adorable!! Wish my little ladies could understand it.. I might try it though and see what happens!! Smiler Smiler



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Location: Knoxville, TN | Registered: 16 May 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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VERY CUTE...thanks...one I can perhaps remember!


"June was my solid rock. She was always there. She was my counselor, comforter, everything else. What a wonderful woman she was."....from the Final Interview with Kurt Loder in Bill Miller's book, Cash - An American Man.
 
Location: Southwest Florida | Registered: 05 November 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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